This just in!!! According to Sad Hill News, Obama ‘Furious’ Over White House ‘Skeet Shooting’ Photoshops® – Issues Executive Order To Prevent Future Mishaps!!!
It appears that the regime is a bit unhappy about the little incident involving a somewhat “questionable” picture of the Dear Leader skeeting.
Rather than following the sage advice of Mark Twain, “Don’t tell the internet what to do. It won’t listen and you will just be disappointed.” the administration has responded angrily. An unnamed source has leaked some angry statements ranging from, “Photoshop and the internet are for meant for pictures of cute kitties and precocious children. How dare they!” and “Now they will find out what all that ammo can be used for!”
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